Robin's Family Slain In Tragic Accident.

Tragic news as emerged this afternoon, of the accidental "slaying" of an unfinished clutch of Robin eggs in a Staffordshire factory early this morning. The unlucky robins had decided to build a nest on top of some m8x70 pins. When the nest was discovered by the local Birdman, everyone was made aware and the area was put out of bounds to non-Robin Strokers.

After four days the female had laid four eggs and all was goin' well until this mornin' when balding local computer game fanatic and telly addict "X BOX" returned to work after a spell on the sick after spiflicating himself while being harassed by a snake eyed team leader screaming "faster, faster, faster,faster"!!!!

Owd X Box got right into his stride after his lengthy lay off and proceeded to get his work area back in order. Sadly no one had mentioned the fact that the bits of paper hanging out of the box was in fact a Robins nest and he duly picked it up and emptied the contents straight into the bin!!!!!!! Only later when the Birdman went to check on the nest to see if egg numero cinq had been laid was the full horror of the mornings events revealed. By then it was to late and despite the pleading of Top Plasterer and Stunt Digger Driver "Young" Johnny Bradders it was decided that nothin' could be done and a short service was performed by Works Brief Mark "fishman" Show.

Sad but True.

That's all folks.