Sunday 27 February 2011

Chippers and Blacklands "George".







Hey up folks, after failing to fill the team bus last weekend, the Cheesedale Branch of U3A finally set off for Chipping Norton yesterday mornin'. Malc' and RP were on the bus for 0540 so it was just a case of pickin' Norbert and The Whopper up and we'd be off. After a bit of a struggle to get his huge weapon on board Norbert jumped in and off we sped. If all went to plan The Dove would hang around long enough for us to connect early doors and hopefully head off further south for the 'ampshire eagle.






After a bit of a balls up with the old sat-nav we finally pulled up in a very wet and cold Chippers around half eight. Why I bother with a sat-nav is any body's guess, after spendin' twelve years on the vans and doin' a fair bit of twitchin' over the last twenty or so years it's not like I can't find my way round!!! Anyway no sooner had we pulled up than the Three Musketeers were off along the High Street leaving moi to get sorted and lock up the bus. Guess what? In my haste to catch up with the lads I forgot me bins! Unfortunately I didn't realise until I got that "naked" feelin' you get when you go for your bins and they're not there and by this time I was a quarter of the way to The Leys and the dove, aaaaaaaaarrgh!







Eventually I got to number 41 to find the lads were already in the kitchen with around twenty other birders grillin' the dove, not literally of course. The dove was perched in a large bush at the back of the garden just lookin' at us, god knows what it was thinkin'? "Look at those nobheads lookin at moi" probably, but after a few minutes with the bird not movin' we decided to let some other newcomers have a buchas and go back in a bit, hopefully with time to to get to grips with the birds salient features. While we were away havin' a brew Mrs Akers decided to start cookin' brekkie on the Arga and the under floor heatin' kicked in. As you can imagine by the time we got back it was seriously warm in there!!!!!







After refuelin' back at the bus we headed back for the dove but by now it was chuckin' it down and we were soaked by the time we got there. Most birders know that a quick change in temp' can have a drastic effect on your optics and this proved to be the case, especially with my Leicas, they were completely misted up!!!!! The dove was now waddlin' around in the garden and I couldn't see a bloody thing through me bins and to make matters worse I was in exactly the wrong place in the scrum so the frame of the patio doors was also in me way!!! Talk about panic I was like a blind man with a naked woman lyin' right infront of him, all I kept sayin' was "I can't see it, I can't see it, where is it, where is it???"







Eventually thanks to the lads lettin' me use their bins I managed to get some good but brief views of the bird on the ground and on the fence rail before it flew off into next doors garden. Phew!!!! Rufous Turtle Dove(orientalis) UTB! While I was panicin' positive news of the eagle in 'ampshire and the Yank Wigeon at Rushy Common came on the pager and meant we were back on the road pretty sharpish once we'd all had good enough views.







Less than an hour later we were at Rushy Common where we hoped to add another lifer to Malc's rapidly expandin' list, American Wigeon. Unbelievably I forgot me bins again and had to nip back to the bus for 'em while the lads headed off up the path. No sign of the Wigeon but to be honest I think we were lookin' on the wrong pit because when the flock of Eurasian Wigeon took off and dropped right in front of us there was no sign of our yankee target. RP picked up a redhead Smew but I didn't even see that!






Another hour later and we were steamin' through Newbury headin' for Old Basing east of Basingstoke. I don't know if you've ever been to Newbury but they've got some rather strange statues placed in the middle of the roundabouts as you go through town. This one below called "Eb and Flo" made me look twice because some local wag has strategically added a little bit extra !!!!!!! If you look at the picture below of the original statue you'll notice that "Flo" in the middle has had a "Brazilian". What caught my eye faster than a Red-foot at Utch was that "Flo" has definitely had a nice little trimmed up "Jack and Danny" added recently!!!!!!















After the shock of seein' Flo's "Jack and Danny" we eventually arrived at Blacklands Farm just outside Old Basing where the juv' White-tailed Eagle had been seen a couple of hours before. No sooner had we pulled up than the local version of Hyacinth Bucket pulled up behind us. She'd seen us pull up in the village to ask for directions and spotted Malc' lookin' rather dashin' in the front of the car and decided to follow us hopin' to have a word with our dashin' compatriot. While Malc' was sortin' her out we headed up to the mound where local celebrity birder "Blacklands George" was holdin' court and slatin' one of his birdin' rivals. The local corvids must have got tired of listenin' to "George" because they'd started throwin' themselves onto the barb wire fence in front of us!!










After an hour there was still no sign of the eagle but several Red Kites showed well as they moved around the area. A stunning male Sprawk showed brilliantly when it perched on the fence right in front of us after an abortive dash at the local finch flock, what a corker! An heavy downpour saw everyone dashin' for the shelter of their cars including "Blacklands George" who instantly kicked in his stereo and started beltin' out "Careless Whisper" by that famous frequenter of men's bogs George Michael. As soon as the rain had passed over we were back in position and ready for the eagle. Old " Blacklands" was still in the motor and rubber neckin' to Whams Greatest Hits! Then just as "Club Tropicana" was in full swing the juv' White-tailed Eagle appeared above the treeline about a mile away but still looked absolutely massive compared to the crows and Buzzards that were mobbin' it!!!!!! A quick shout from his mate and "Blacklands" was back on the mound givin' a runnin' commentary. I've got to be honest he's probably seen hundreds of White-tails but his enthusiasm was almost childlike and really nice to see rather than the tick and run efforts of many birders nowadays. Eventually the eagle gave crackin' views as it moved towards us before flyin' over the road and out of sight, absolute crippler!!!!! A superb bird and only the second one I've clapped me mince pies on. The first was back in 1999 at Cockley Cley after twitchin' the Ivory Gull at Aldeburgh first, that wasn't a bad day either.






With everyone more than happy with the days haul we hit the road back north with Iron Maiden's "Live after Death" and the mighty Quo's "Live at the Glasgow Appollo" albums blastin' out and stoppin' owd RP from gettin' his beauty sleep. A good day with a bunch of mates.






That's all folks.





























Utch 27/2/11 1455-1805, cloudy and cool, wind light n/w.

Hey up folks, I finally managed get to Utch this afternoon for the first time since last Sunday after spending yesterday in Chippers and Old Basing but the finer details of that little jolly will have to wait 'til later. This afternoons visit though was yet another example of just why I love ploddin' round me local patch far more than twitchin' nowadays even if yesterdays trip was a good un.





Amazingly news of a Great White at Blithers got out before dark but it couldn't pull me away from Utch and just as I was beginnin' to nod off while I waited to count the Goosander comin' into roost I picked up a large flock of Curlews droppin' into fields north of the main pit, my instant reaction was "bloody hell there must be hundreds of the buggers comin' in!!" A quick spot of hedge hoppin' and the flock was in front of me just long enough for me to flush 'em, "shit,shit and double shit!" Quick rough count as they flew off, 75! Almost straight away they landed in fields by the Dove, several counts produced figures of 64,66,64, 63 and 64 again so I settled on 64 as the final total!!!! Ten minutes after landin' they were off again heading n/w. A crackin' count and probably the biggest count I've ever had in the whole of Staffs never mind Utch.





Over the last couple of years we've managed some crackin' wader counts with highlights being 45 LRP's, 55 Dunlin, 13 Green Sand's, 18 Oyst's, 15 Blackwits and now 64 Curlew! Constant effort will eventually be rewarded I'm sure with a proper crippler but don't expect me to find it!!!





A Shelduck and flyover Grey Wag' were new additions to the old year list. Goosander peaked at 37 and a Barn Owl was showin' from 1725.





Curlew 64, Oyst' 4, Goosander 37, Wigeon 40, Gadwall 1, Shelduck 1, Teal 34, Pochard 10, Tufty 21, Mallard 122, Willow Tit 1, M'ipit 26, Barn Owl 1.





That's all folks.

Tuesday 22 February 2011

"fake tan my arse!"


Hey up folks a completely unbird related post but I've got to ask the question. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEN TODAY???????




A bit of light hearted banter at work about male grooming and the use of MOISTURISERS left me completely gobsmacked! One of the lads whose identity I will not reveal but his surname ryhymes with Cadbury, revealed that before a night out he pops on a drop of the old FAKE TAN, for f###s sake if you were meant to be orange, you'd be orange!!!!! Not only this but he also waxes his back, gets the scissors out to give the old tickle tackle a bit of a trim, dyes his balding pate and even mentioned about gettin' his nails done!!!!! How long all this takes I don't know but after all that I can only assume he drinks f###in' Babycham!!!!!! Unsurprisingly the same lad is a Westlife and Take That fan, say no more!






I must confess though I've had to get the old scissors out on me bushy'brows over the last couple of years, I was gettin' compared to a Long-eared Owl. And me nasal hair was gettin' so long that I could plait it but even trimmin' that isn't as bad as FAKE TAN!!!!!






That's all folks.




Sunday 20 February 2011

Utch 20/2/11 1435-1735, overcast, cold, wind light s/e.

Despite a later than planned start after our Ellie stopped again( I must try and make her visits less enjoyable) and the miserable conditions, today's visit was one of the best so far this year with the highlight being a near record count of twenty nine Curlew coming into roost. Goosander were still coming into roost as I left with the total on forty seven at 1730. Oystercatchers are now up to four.

One thing that struck me is how much energy Lappies waste! During the whole time I was there the Lappies spent almost the entire afternoon flying aimlessly around despite the complete lack of disturbance. I never saw a soul all afternoon!!!! And probably never will 'til some one puts up a hide and makes a car park.

Wigeon 187, Goosander 47, Teal 24, Gadwall 2, Shoveler 2, Pochard 14, Curlew 29, Oystercatcher 4, Green Sand' 1, Willow Tit 1, Barn Owl 1.

Earlier this afternoon a text from RP helped me to pick up Oik for the old Cheesedale list and a quick shufty at Poxey produced 6 Goosander, four on the old lagoon and two on the lagoon below the VP.


That's all folks.

Saturday 19 February 2011

Utch 19/2/11 0830-1030, constant rain, wind light s/e

A very wet visit to Utch this morning found the birdin' godz in a good mood and perhaps feelin' more than a bit sorry pour moi after my groans last night over missing the chance to go for the dove and gull.





One last check of Leasowes pit produced a nice, partial summer plumaged Med' Gull standing on the mud among the Blockheads, get in there!!! A real Brucie Bonus and only my third at Utch. Almost as soon as I got onto it the whole flock took off and I had to make do with flight views as the birds moved off south towards Blithers. Yet another example of the number of good birds that use the site briefly as they move along the Dove Valley, only half an before I'd checked the same pit with only a flock of c120 Lappies on the mud.





The Med' and a pair of Shoveler on the main pit brought my 2011 Utch 120 year list upto 65.





Med' Gull 1 ad', Wigeon 172, Goosander 11, Pochard 14, Teal 29, Tufty 20, Oystercatcher 2.





That's all folks.

Friday 18 February 2011

The Dove and Gull.



Hey up folks I was hoping to finally be in either Chipping Norton, Rainham or even better both this weekend but once again the birdin' gods have "pissed on me chips"!!! Not a single regular first team member is available for selection this weekend and with the old finances due to take a battering in the next couple of weeks I can't really run to a solo trip so the dove and gull will have to wait a little longer before they can grace me notebook. This bostin' photie of the dove by Roger Wyatt which I acquired from good old google images(and wasn't covered by copy wright) just adds a bit of salt to the old wounds in a masochistic sort of way!




I suppose if I was really desperate I could put a message on the pager with the offer of a lift but knowin' my luck I'd end up with some psychotic wierdo from the planet zog carrying a large lens and bulging wallet. No Thanks, I'll take a couple of hours at Utch instead.







To make things worse I'm on taxi driving duty tonight so I can't even drown me sorrows in a bath of Holsten Pils. But you never know it could be Lady Lucks way of setting me up for the biggie at Utch tomorrow morning, dafter things have happened.







That's all folks.

Sunday 13 February 2011

Gurneys Pitta or Oik?????


Well after my all clear from the doctor and consent to start bloggin' again' this isn't how it was supposed to be!!!!! Yesterdays Winter Atlas and Webs counts was enough to put me off birdin' for life with the highlight's being a single Oystercatcher at the JCB Lakes at Rocester and a chance meeting with the birder formerly known as "Fair Isle", ' castles very own Steven Turner who was countin' ducks at Utch.


Today's been one of those very rare days indeed! A completely birdless day. With our Ellie stoppin' last night, rain early on this mornin' which didn't stop all day and then our Theo(the newborn babe) needing looking after this afternoon I gave up in the end and decided to try and sort out my "man flu" once the kids had gone home with a drop or two of twelve year old malt from Speyside(Crested Tits etc.....). It seems to be workin' but it didn't stop me feelin' more than a tad envious after a call to me old mucker Andy "######" Latham who's just got back from Thailand!!! His tales of Spoon-billed Sand's, White-faced Plovers............ and Gurneys Pittas put yesterdays Oik well and truely in its place!!!!!!

That's all folks.

Thursday 10 February 2011

Clean Bill of Health!!!!!

Hey up folks, well after my sudden early retirement before crimbo due to certain medical problems related to blogging I can now announce that after a two month rest with just the odd word or two on my attempt at serious bloggin' "Birding Cheadle", which was pretty dour stuff to be honest, that I'm back!! And as you can see from this piccie of moi pedalling to work there were no serious after effects and I'm still looking in superb condition for my advancing years!!!



So hopefully at least over the next couple of months I can entertain you before I get to busy birdin' at Utch and around home.

That's all folks.